Men

For all of you that have a significant other I'm sure you are going to relate to this post.  

I could go on and on about many topics when it comes to my husband, 

but I will save you from all of the nagging.  

Why the hell does he feel the need to tempt me constantly with food? 

He knows I am trying to lose weight and become toned.  

He knows that I am trying to eat clean most of the time, 

BUT 

I walk into my house almost everyday with some new "unhealthy" temptation.  

He brings home ice cream, pizza, candy, chocolate covered pretzels, and 

everything else I would love to chow down on. 

My inner fat girl

wants to eat like it is a buffet that I will never see again.  

So everyday I have to distract myself, 

talk myself out of binge eating,

and pray to have some self control.

I want to just throw it away,

but that would be a major fight.

What does my husband say?  

You just need to have some self control 

and we don't have to suffer because you are!!!

True and true, 

but I don't want you tempting me all the damn time

and then telling me how we need more veggies in our lives.

A little hypocritical ya think?

I do the grocery shopping for a reason and 

NO hubby you don't need to eat 5 billion unhealthy things 

after you eat a healthy dinner.  

So welcome to my daily routine of talking myself out of eating what the hubs and kiddos eat.  

I keep telling him that my dad and I are going to switch houses.  

That way the guys can live together and I can live with my mom. 

 She is much cleaner and isn't buying crap to tempt me with.